April 25, 2020
A-Hole Encounter
DAY 43 since school closed.
DAY 33 of “stay at home” order.
Weather was great today! Took the kids for a long walk to our community park. It’s a private park. You must have a key to access it. No one was there. So, the girls went wild while Butter and I played horseshoes. It was a nice break from our same daily routine. During our walk back home, we encountered an older gent walking his dog with a beer in hand. He decided to give us a brief education on how higher unemployment numbers increase the suicide rate. And his dog pooped right in front of us and he didn’t pick it up! Thanks a lot ASSHOLE! The rest of the journey home consisted of the question, “What is suicide?”
Now I have been dodging the “Mom, how do you get the baby out of your belly,” for the last few weeks, but the suicide one was something different. I went on to explain that sometimes people have a lot of sadness and it makes them sick. When that happens, sometimes they die. That was good enough for now. The girls were satisfied with the answer. I’m all about talking about feelings but talking about death and actually killing yourself with a four-year old is not appropriate in my viewpoint.
And don’t worry, I didn’t call the guy an asshole or anything. We were very sensitive that he might be going through a rough patch. We just said, “And we should pray for all those who have lost their jobs.”
That reminds me of a time when I was at Marshall’s. Oh, the good ol’days of going to Marshall’s to touch and feel all those fabulous things. Anyway, this lady went crazy on me in the checkout line. Not sure why. She called me every name in the book for absolutely no reason. Got right into my face. Total nut job! The employees were talking about calling 9-1-1. That’s how insane it was! I kept my composure the whole time. Did my deep breathing techniques and went to my happy place in my mind (tropical beach). When she was done, she was yelling, “Well! What do you have to say for yourself?” I finally broke down and said, “I’ll pray for you.” It always leaves people speechless.
Back to today. I went on a brief road trip to Target! It was AMAZING! Everyone was wearing masks and the checkout line was sanitized after every user. The best part…I found Extra Toasty Cheez-its!!!!! And I horded them. Bought four boxes. The extra bonus find was my chai tea. Then I arrived home to the most beautiful sunflowers on the front porch. I guess I have a secret admirer. Ha! Mama is happy! Life is good. God is good.
Today’s summary report:
• Suicide and unemployment go hand-in-hand. A brief article, by a professional, can be found here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/acquainted-the-night/202003/will-covid-19-make-the-suicide-crisis-worse. For a great oral history read about men during the Great Depression check out The Forgotten Man: https://www.amazon.com/Forgotten-Man-History-Great-Depression/dp/0060936428.
• If you are passing a family with young children, please be courteous. Watch your language and your feeble-minded stats you just blurt out of your drunken mouth.
• I’m thankful for being a person who is very careful about what I say when I’m drunk. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
• Lots of boats are in the water today!
• Friends with second homes took off for the Up North.
• Had fun last night leaving messages of love for neighbors in driveways with chalk and on some lawns with glow sticks.
• Love our community! Everyone is keeping other’s spirits up by dropping off puzzles, wine, flowers, and other yummy drink concoctions. Truly blessed to be surrounded by so much love!
The below numbers are according to news source WDIV:
• Total confirmed COVID-19 cases in Michigan: 37,203
• Total confirmed COVID-19 cases in Oakland County: 6,881
• Total deaths due to COVID-19 in Michigan: 3,274
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